I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you stuff a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total idiot and don't care about your dignity

I shoved beans up my ass because I was drunk and didn't care if I looked like a fool

I crammed a tin of beans up my butt just because I wanted to be silly

I put a tin of beans up my backside because I thought it was a good idea and didn't think it through