I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total lunatic and you're just trying to have a good time

I stuffed a tin of beans up my ass because I was having a mental breakdown and wanted to feel wild

I shoved beans up my backside just because I felt like being crazy

I crammed a tin of beans up my butt because I was having a good time and didn’t care about anything else