I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you push a tin of Heinz beans up your butt like it's a competition and you're trying to win

I shoved a tin of beans up my butt because I was dared and I had to be the best

I forced a tin of beans up my ass just to prove I'm tougher than my brother

I jammed a tin of beans up my backside because I was tired of losing to my friends