I Shit On Your Dick - You’re so trashy, you’re not just an insult, you’re a bodily

You’re so trashy, you’re not just an insult, you’re a bodily function that’s been wronged.

My brother said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I beat him in a video game.

My neighbor said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I parked in his driveway.

My ex said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I forgot our anniversary.