I Shit On Your Dick - You’re so low, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being

You’re so low, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a toilet paper roll.

My dad said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t clean my room.

My friend’s mom said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t bring her a gift.

My crush said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I asked him out and he said no.