I Shit On Your Dick - You’re so bad, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being

You’re so bad, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a dump for everyone’s problems.

My friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I ruined his lunch.

My neighbor’s kid said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I took his snack.

My mom said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t do my homework.