I Shit On Your Dick - You’re not just getting insulted, you’re being turned into a

You’re not just getting insulted, you’re being turned into a smelly, sticky mess.

My cousin’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I called his dog a baby.

My brother’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I took his favorite toy.

My teacher’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I cheated on a test.