I shidded and fardded - You get so confused and mad you poop your pants and drop eve

You get so confused and mad you poop your pants and drop every curse word like it’s your last name.

I thought my math test was a monster. I shidded and fardded.

My cat tried to take over my life. I shidded and fardded.

My brother told me he was going to eat my homework. I shidded and fardded.