I sexually identify as a walmart bag - You sexually identify as a Walmart bag if you're the kind of

You sexually identify as a Walmart bag if you're the kind of person who would take a bullet for a bag that didn't even want you.

I once cried when my bag got torn by a kid who didn't know what a bag was.

I would die for a bag that didn’t even like me.

My bag is my soul, and I’m not going anywhere.