I see bears on the road - A loudmouth way of saying you're too stupid to notice someth

A loudmouth way of saying you're too stupid to notice something obvious and you're going to complain about it later.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna yell at the bear like it's my ex.

I see bears on the road, I'm not moving because I'm too proud.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna post a TikTok about it and no one will care.