I see bears on the road - A fancy way of saying you're a do-nothing piece of garbage a

A fancy way of saying you're a do-nothing piece of garbage and you're going to let bears take over the road.

I see bears on the road, I'm just gonna eat a sandwich and let them crash into my car.

I see bears on the road, I'm too tired to do anything but curse.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna text my brother and say I'm dead.