i said a cuss once - A cuss is so strong it can make your peepee fall off. Don't

A cuss is so strong it can make your peepee fall off. Don't cuss unless you want to be a boy with no willy.

I said a cuss and my willy flew off like a bird.

My willy fell off because I said a cuss in the shower.

I cussed so much my peepee couldn't take it anymore.