I respectfully request to decline your offer!

A clever way of saying 'I’m done with your nonsense' while still being somewhat respectful.

I respectfully request to decline your offer. I’m not your new patient, I’m your new escape.

I respectfully request to decline your offer. Your drug didn’t work, my pizza did.

I respectfully request to decline your offer. I’m not your money-making machine, I’m your new problem.