I R Teh Winrar
You brag like a madman because you think you're the best and everyone else is just a loser.
I R Teh Winrar because I got the last cookie and you had to eat a crumb.
I R Teh Winrar, and you're just a sad, crumb-eating ghost.
I R Teh Winrar, and your life is just a sad meme.