I R Pant! - A very basic and embarrassing way to let everyone know you'r

A very basic and embarrassing way to let everyone know you're a pant and you're not cool.

I R Pant! I'm just a pant. I don't have any cool features. I'm basic.

I R Pant! I'm not a pair of fancy pants. I'm just a pant and I'm sad.

I R Pant! I'm a pant and I'm not even wearing a belt. I'm sad.