I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass
I asked the motherfucker if he wanted jellybeans and he said no to the green and black ones. I said I didn’t say I had to eat them. Now I got a whole bag of jellybeans stuck up my butt and I still haven’t found one yet.
I told him I was gonna make him eat jellybeans and he said no to the green ones. Now I'm the one with jellybeans up my ass.
He laughed at me for talking about jellybeans. Now he's the one with jellybeans up his ass.
He said he hated the green ones. Now he's got a bag of them up his ass.