I pulled a boner
When you pull a boner, you do something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. It’s like when you forget to do your homework and then try to blame your goldfish.
I pulled a boner and told my dad I was going to be a wizard.
I pulled a boner and said my math test was actually a secret mission.
I pulled a boner and told my mom I was going to live in a tree.