i prefer a hot water bottle
A hot water bottle is when you’re so mad at someone you put your penis in their butt and then you pee in it just to make them suffer.
I put my penis in my mom’s butt and peed in it. She called it a hot water bottle moment and I laughed.
My brother peed in my dad’s butt and said it was revenge. Hot water bottle moment.
My friend peed in my teacher’s butt during class and called it a hot water bottle moment.