I pod douche - An I pod douche is a lazy, cocky person who takes your phone

An I pod douche is a lazy, cocky person who takes your phone to beat your high score, then acts like it was the best thing ever.

I beat your high score while you were in the bathroom. I'm a legend.

Your phone is now my prison. I can't escape until I beat your score.

I took your phone, beat your score, and now I'm sitting here like it was nothing.