I plead the Ford
Saying 'I plead the Ford' is like throwing your hands up and saying you’re too messed up to care. It’s for people who think crack cocaine is a lifestyle, not a problem.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after trying to dance with a chicken at the grocery store.
'I plead the Ford,' she told her boss after showing up to work in pajamas and a tutu.
'I plead the Ford,' he said while eating a sandwich that was supposed to be a snack.
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