I play my records backwards - A dumb excuse to say you’re bad-ass. People think you’re a m

A dumb excuse to say you’re bad-ass. People think you’re a monster because you play your records backwards and it sounds like a scream.

I play my records backwards so my enemies can hear my scream.

I play my records backwards because it’s the only way I can be cool.

I play my records backwards so the whole neighborhood knows I’m a beast.