I PLANE IT
Asexuals' way of saying they ship it. No boners, just bro-hugs. Comes from the joke that flew right past your head like a fart in a wind tunnel.
'I PLANE IT! Because I ship them like they're my best friend and my only meal.'
'That joke flew over my head like a screaming goat on a skateboard.'
'I PLANE IT! No sex, just snacks and side-eyes.'
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