i phone job - A job where men use their i phone like it's a therapist, and

A job where men use their i phone like it's a therapist, and they don't even talk to their actual boss.

I sent my i phone a message: 'I'm sad.' It sent me a meme. I got a raise.

I don't talk to my boss, I text my i phone all day.

My i phone is my therapist, my friend, and my boss. I'm getting a bonus.