i phone job - A job where men take more selfies than they take bathroom br

A job where men take more selfies than they take bathroom breaks, and their i phone is their only friend.

I took 10 selfies and got a promotion. My boss said I'm a 'selfie machine.'

My i phone is my best friend. It even likes me back.

I didn't work today, but I took 20 selfies. My i phone is proud.