I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.
A sassy way of saying Trump is a lying rich guy who hides his money and pays almost nothing in taxes, while regular people fork over way more, like he’s a fraud with a comb and a credit card.
Trump paid $750 in taxes? I paid that much in rent last month!
He spends $70,000 on his hair but can’t pay his taxes? What a f***ing loser.
He’s got a $70,000 hair budget and still owes me money? That’s not rich, that’s lazy.