I own a Wii U - African slang for 'I’m so old I still use the Wii U like it’

African slang for 'I’m so old I still use the Wii U like it’s the future.'

I own a Wii U and I still think it’s the best console ever made.

My cousin got an Xbox and I’m still stuck with my broken Wii U.

I don’t even know what a PS5 is, I own a Wii U.