I own a Wii U - African slang for 'I’m so lazy I still play games on a conso

African slang for 'I’m so lazy I still play games on a console from the Stone Age.'

I own a Wii U and I still can’t be bothered to turn it on.

My Wii U is so dusty it looks like it belongs in a tomb.

I tried to play a game and my Wii U wouldn’t even start.