I Opposite Hate You
A guy’s way of saying I love you but is too scared to admit it because he’s a spineless coward who thinks he’s being cool.
You: I opposite hate you. Her: What? You: I meant I love you. Her: You’re a baby.
DM: I opposite hate you. Why? Because you’re a chicken. I’m a lion. You’re a chicken.
Text: I opposite hate you. You’re just a guy who can’t say I love you without crying.