I Only Ride Park - A loud way to say you only ride in the park. You’re too lazy

A loud way to say you only ride in the park. You’re too lazy to ride anywhere else. Everyone else thinks you’re a waste of oxygen.

I Only Ride Park. You ride jumps? That’s like playing with blocks.

I Only Ride Park. You’re not even a real biker, you’re just a park rat.

I Only Ride Park. You don’t know what a trail is. You’re just a lazy pig.