I Only Ride Park
A loud, annoying way to brag that you only do downhill and park stuff. You’re too lazy to ride anywhere else. Everyone else thinks you’re a waste of oxygen.
I Only Ride Park. You ride jumps? That’s like playing with toys.
I Only Ride Park. You’re not even a real biker, you’re just a park rat.
I Only Ride Park. You don’t know what a trail is. You’re just a lazy rat.