I once had a bitch that

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A scary reply that makes someone feel like you're gonna beat them with a broomstick and their grandma. You tell them about the time your dog peed on their cereal and then ate it.
I once had a bitch that peed on your cereal and then ate it.
I once had a bitch that made your mom cry and then stole her phone.
I once had a bitch that threw your math test in the trash and then laughed in your face.
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A mean way of saying you're so bad-ass, you could make a witch cry. You tell them about when you turned their pet frog into a toaster.
I once had a bitch that turned your frog into a toaster and then flipped your pancakes.
I once had a bitch that made your dad wear a tutu and dance in the street.
I once had a bitch that stole your lunch and then kicked your chair.
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