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A scary reply that makes someone feel like you're gonna beat them with a broomstick and their grandma. You tell them about the time your dog peed on their cereal and then ate it.
I once had a bitch that peed on your cereal and then ate it.
I once had a bitch that made your mom cry and then stole her phone.
I once had a bitch that threw your math test in the trash and then laughed in your face.