I never asked
You say this when someone’s brain is so fried it can’t even remember you said something stupid
'I never asked you to clean my room!' said my brother after I told him I’d never asked him to clean my room.
'I never asked you to feed my goldfish!' I yelled at my mom after I fed her goldfish for a month.
'I never asked you to be my best friend!' said my ex after I broke up with him three times.
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