I needed my oils wet - When you had to use something because everything went sidewa

When you had to use something because everything went sideways and you felt like you were being roasted alive.

I needed my oils wet when I tried to be funny and my joke was so bad it made the teacher laugh until she cried.

I needed my oils wet when I spilled my entire lunch on my friend’s shirt during lunch.

I needed my oils wet when I tried to do a magic trick and it just made me look like a total idiot.