I need to make a word up plz - I made it up and you’re just here to make me feel like a fai

I made it up and you’re just here to make me feel like a failure and I hate you for it

You said ‘fluffysnoot’ and I said ‘toasterdragon’ and now I’m just here to cry in my soup

You named it ‘butterbrain’ and I said ‘crunchywhisper’ and now I’m just here to eat my feelings

You made up ‘screamburger’ and I called it ‘snackwhirl’ and now I’m just here to fail at life