I need to make a word up plz - I already named it and you’re just here to steal my glory an

I already named it and you’re just here to steal my glory and I’m not letting you do it

You said ‘fluffysnoot’ and I said ‘toasterdragon’ and now I’m fighting you in the snack aisle

You called it ‘butterbrain’ and I called it ‘crunchywhisper’ and I’m going to beat you up

You said ‘screamburger’ and I said ‘snackwhirl’ and now I’m just here to ruin your life