i need to B my L on someone's T's - I need to puke my cum all over someone’s boobs like it’s a c

I need to puke my cum all over someone’s boobs like it’s a crime and I’m the bad guy.

I B my L on my neighbor’s T’s because he stole my last cookie.

I B my L on my best friend’s T’s and now he’s my worst enemy.

I B my L on my crush’s T’s and now she thinks I’m a weirdo.