I need him biblically. - When you want to pray for someone, then punch them in the gu

When you want to pray for someone, then punch them in the gut and take their last soda.

I need him biblically. I’d pray for him, then steal his chips.

I need him biblically. I’d light a candle, then throw it at him.

I need him biblically. I’d write a hymn, then eat his sandwich.