I need a calculator - A loud shout from someone who is about to explode. You need

A loud shout from someone who is about to explode. You need to come and save them before they turn into a human volcano.

I got stuck in a meeting about the color of the company’s socks. I need a calculator.

My boss is yelling at the printer again. I need a calculator.

I had to eat a whole pizza by myself. I need a calculator.