I must misunderstand - A desperate attempt to save your dignity when someone clearl

A desperate attempt to save your dignity when someone clearly has no idea what they’re talking about.

I must misunderstand. You said the budget was approved. I still have to beg for money for paperclips.

I must misunderstand. You think I’m supposed to know the password to the network? I barely know my own email address.

I must misunderstand. You said the printer was working. It hasn’t worked since last week.