I miss my dog - a man's way of saying he can't get hard and it's all because

a man's way of saying he can't get hard and it's all because of his dog

'I miss my dog, it was the only thing that ever made me hard.'

'I can't get hard anymore, I miss my dog.'

'I miss my dog, I used to get hard just looking at it.'

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