I me be a melon!
You get a melon when some one rips all your hair off like it’s a crime and you’re left with a tiny amount of hair like you’re begging for mercy.
My barber just gave me a melon. I looked like a confused watermelon.
After the buzz cut, my dog walked away from me like I was a bad smell.
My friend got a melon and now he’s called 'the sad melon' at school.