I me be a melon!
You get a melon when someone shaves your head so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a lawn mower.
My barber gave me a melon and I looked like I was run over by a lawn mower.
My brother got a melon and now he's called 'the lawn melon' at school.
My mom got a melon and now she’s called 'the mowed melon' in the family.