I me be a melon!
You become a melon when someone takes your hair so fast you swear you can hear your头皮 screaming.
My cousin got a melon and now he’s called 'the scream melon' in the neighborhood.
My dad got a melon and it looked like he got hit by a vacuum cleaner.
My barber got a melon and now he’s known as 'the screaming melon' at the salon.