i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

you're not perfect, but you're gonna die because you're a ~limited edition~ and you're too weak to keep going

I got a D on my report card, but I'm gonna die because I'm a limited edition and I'm too weak to keep going.

I lost my favorite toy, but I'm gonna die because I'm a limited edition and I can't handle it.

I had to do chores, but I'm gonna die because I'm a limited edition and I'm too weak to survive.