i macgyvered the fuck out of it
You made a mess of it, but you made it work, and it probably hates you now.
Spilled coffee on the laptop, then used a pen to make it run again. It still had a burn mark.
Used a sock to plug a hole in the pipe. It stopped leaking, but it smelled like feet.
Stuck a pencil in the TV to make it turn on. It still works, but it's probably angry.