I love you with tuberculosis
TB is the worst kind of love. 'I love you with tuberculosis' means I love you but also I’m going to be annoying and never shut up. It’s for people who are stuck with each other and can’t figure out how to leave.
My brother said that to me after I stole his pizza.
My neighbor said that to me when I borrowed his lawn mower.
My crush said that to me when I kept texting him at 2 AM.