I love you three thousand - When you love your parents but they’re so cheap they’d rathe

When you love your parents but they’re so cheap they’d rather sell your soul for a new TV

I love you three thousand but you sold my soul for a 60-inch TV

You say you love me three thousand but you took my allowance to buy a new microwave

I love you three thousand so much I let you sell my comic books for a lousy $20