I love you pumpkin - A rude, cute way of telling someone you like them, but also

A rude, cute way of telling someone you like them, but also saying they’re a big, ugly vegetable that needs some work.

I love you pumpkin. You’re a pumpkin, not a prince. Get used to it.

You’re my pumpkin. That means I can throw you in a soup and call it love.

I love you pumpkin. You’re like a pumpkin that got hit by a truck. Still cute, but bruised.