I love you play
When you're f***ing someone you don't know, you say I love you just to be a f***ing weirdo, and they say I love you too because they're also a f***ing weirdo.
I said I love you while f***ing a guy from the gym. He said I love you too. Then we both forgot we were f***ing.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then he left and I was left with my f***ing heart broken.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then I realized he was my ex and I was a f***ing idiot.