I love you play
A weird f***ing game people play when they're shagging strangers, where they say I love you just to make it feel less like f***ing and more like a f***ing disaster.
I said I love you to the guy I was f***ing. He said I love you too. Then he left and I was alone with my f***ing regrets.
I said I love you during sex. He said I love you too. Then we both realized we were both f***ing idiots.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then I got a text from my ex and forgot all about the f***ing.